Our third round is a three way, comprising BoB’s two-semifinal rounds (Lynne Rae Perkins judging Bomb and The Fault in Our Stars; James Patterson doing the same for No Crystal Stair and Splendors and Glooms)  and the Big Kahuna round (Frank Cottrell Boyce judging The Fault in Our Stars, No Crystal Stair and the resurrected Code Name Verity).

Perkins likes The Fault in Our Stars for its “clear-eyed funny transcendence.” But of what? I liked her experiments in comparison (which book got more Post-it notes? which one would she recommend to more people?) and while she ends with a very practical method (“Which one would I be reading again?”), I’m not at all sure if this was her deciding question or a rhetorical one, as it this point “the train began to pull away” and the conductor tells her to grab one book or the other.

Patterson chooses No Crystal Stair because “bookstores in this country are dying.” Well, yes, they ARE, but this kind of cheerleading is a little too close to Donna Jo Napoli’s “nuclear war would be terrible” reasoning to be completely, um, transcendent. I do like Patterson’s call for teachers to let students “flip [No Crystal Stair] around and go at it at their own pace.” I don’t think I started that book at the beginning, either.

Cottrell Boyce is interesting in that he subjects Code Name Verity to some fairly damning criticism but then goes on to laugh off his own comments as nit-picking, as in “this book makes light of torture, ha-ha, no biggie though.” He doesn’t have anything negative to say about The Fault in Our Stars, but gives the big prize to No Crystal Stair because it comes “from a loving heart.” I think I agree with him that it does, but I would be afraid to venture that the other books don’t. But good for No Crystal Stair. I was surprised when it won The Boston Globe-Horn Book Award and I’m surprised here, too. It’s the kind of book you love but worry that nobody else will.